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Friday, November 6, 2009

Sorry Blog.

Dear Blog,

I am sorry that I haven't been to visit you in a long, long while. But I have been really busy! You know me! Always on the go, here I went a left you behind! Sorry Blog. But I've got to fill you in on all the stuff that has been happening! Here goes:

First of all I haven't been able to come online to talk to you because I was out of the country for the last three weeks on fact finding mission to locate Blackbeard's treasure. Along the way I got sidetracked in the Caribbean, and without high-speed wireless internet updating my blog was just too taxing.

Now, because of a minor misunderstanding with law enforcement officials I was detained (they were clove cigarettes!) for another week.

Upon returning home, I decided to cleanse my life of the unnecessary objects, and in my fit of purging I misplaced my computer. And after a minor altercation with a tiny asian woman to get it back at the salvation army- I'm here!

How have you been blog? Are you well? What is new?

I hope you aren't angry with me. I'll promise to make more of an effort to connect to you. Promise.

Love always,

Lightning.

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