Narcissit? Who me?

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Fortune Stick!

Always trust your relatives and stay close to home. 

You obviously don't know my relatives... But seriously this is a kind of boring fortune stick. I do trust my relatives, and I stay at home all the time. Any more and people would be coming and making a documentary about my reclusive lifestyle. (Serious, I can't stop making Grey Garden references) 

Let's try another: 

Be careful with your affection it may be misdirected. 

Yoinks! I wish I would have shaken out this stick before I groped the mailman.... I thought it was a come on when he said he had a package for me! 

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