Always trust your relatives and stay close to home.
You obviously don't know my relatives... But seriously this is a kind of boring fortune stick. I do trust my relatives, and I stay at home all the time. Any more and people would be coming and making a documentary about my reclusive lifestyle. (Serious, I can't stop making Grey Garden references)
Let's try another:
Be careful with your affection it may be misdirected.
Yoinks! I wish I would have shaken out this stick before I groped the mailman.... I thought it was a come on when he said he had a package for me!