Narcissit? Who me?

Monday, April 6, 2009

Fortune Stick of the Day!

A strange proposal will soon arrive.

OH! I am so excited! Although if I really think about it, being proposed to in any way, shape or form right now would seem very strange because I am not in a relationship with anyone and I am not even wealthy.

Perhaps they mean business. But that would be even more unlikely because I have no head for business or numbers. I also have no business interests besides retail stores, and that is strictly out of a materialistic and selfish sense. Also since I have no money at all, I don't think I am in any position to be any ones 'backer' in any sense.

Maybe they mean an indecent proposal. But since I am not now, nor have I ever been, married to Demi Moore. And come to think of it, I haven't even met Robert Redford. So that just seems out of the question. That implies that I am the Woody Harrelson of the movie. Maybe I would be the Demi Moore character. But I must say that there is very little that I wouldn't do for a million dollars.

I hope my proposal comes soon.

Also if it is the first option, and you decide that after reading this blog, you want to marry me; comment and we'll see where it goes...


Jenn said...

What's a "Fortune Stick"?

Kaelyn said...

So does that mean Jenn wants to marry you?

Lightning O'Shief said...

I have a tube full of fortunes written on sticks. Which are like the fortunes in cookies, but easier on the waistline.