I am no doctor and I don't even play one on tv (I play a sexy librarian) but I pretty sure I hav a neurological disorder that prevents me from working on my Art History European Architecture class. I must not have the nuerons, or Neutrons, or fig-newtons to work on it so my brain distracts me.
I tried working on my presentation and I never could! I finished it a 2 in the morning the night before it was due, and I still was doddling. Now here I am a week later, finishing my paper, and I can't get it finished up. I am sure this happens to a lot of guys, but it has never happened to me before! I swear! I just can't do it!
So I am updating this. I am double checking the amounts deducted from my account online, I am petting my kitten, I have gone to the kitchen 4 times and returned with nothing, and I have listened to "It Takes Two" from the Hairspray soundtrack 11 times. I have also had to leave the house tonight to get booster juice, a needle and thread, and then again to go get food. I also had to read my tarot cards twice, and watch the lst 15 minutes of House. Then I sewed the buttons on my coat, and searched for a lighter.
Crazy going slowly am I 5-4-3-2-1-SWITCH!