Narcissit? Who me?

Monday, July 21, 2008

What to do with my life:

Idea: Become a pro-wrestler
Why I won't do it: I would have to work out, and wear outfits that would make me uncomfortable.

Idea: Become a helicopter pilot
Why I won't do it: What if I have to sneeze? Who would hold the little stick thingy? I could bring someone along but I don't want to be co-dependant

Idea: become a horse jockey
Why I won't do it: I am first of all too tall, and secondly shin reduction surgery is expensive, and NOBODY will buy me a pony!

Idea: Design my owe line of Sunglasses
Why I won't do it: I can draw, and could design them, but who the hell would I go to with my designs? I don't know people.

I will never find anything to do!

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